Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Another Year Older And Deeper In Debt

Here I am, sitting in my architecture studio with six months to go before I graduate. It is my 28th birthday. All I can think about is getting the hell out of this. I don't want to be here. I don't like what I'm doing. It is a big mess.

But things will be worse if I quit so I'm going to stay and try to make the best of it.

Here's my horoscope for today from the L.A. Times (because that's the first one I found):

Today's birthday (Jan. 22): This year shows you doing what you love. February brings important decisions that must be made quickly. March turns your world upside down, illuminating ways to do your work better, faster and cheaper. Cut ties and drop habits that don't serve you. You're richer in August. Taurus and Virgo adore you. Your lucky numbers are 18, 28, 30, 11 and 17.

I can interpret that as an imperative to continue with school. I think I will go ahead and do that.

I had coffee with my dad this morning and we talked about how I've been feeling lately. I came to the conclusion that I need to stick with school and finish strong. I need to start expecting more from myself and pushing harder toward my goals. And I need to stop fearing.

Here's another horoscope that I think I like better:


IF JANUARY 22 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Create your dream during the year ahead. You may develop a desirable ambition or fall head over heels with a special someone this month. Keep your goals firmly in mind even if during April you are presented with setbacks or delays. During April avoid making agreements, signing contracts, or adding to your debt load. You should have clearing through the summer and in October your business expertise could land you an important job, contract or position.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Prophetic Daily Show!

So, I've been exploring the excellent and fairly new Daily Show website and found this old clip from the live coverage of the 2000 presidential election. Be sure to listen to Stephen Colbert's prediction for the coming administration. I'll give you a hint, it is funny because it is true(ish).


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Less Swearing This Time

I admit that when I write about politics on this blog there isn't a whole lot of nuance but there is a lot of swearing aimed at republican politicians and Bush in particular. I take the point that there is emotion and anger without much substantive analysis. When it comes to Bush, as I've said, I don't really think that much needs to be said and anything I say will be nothing new. Let's see...Iraq. Even if there was nothing else negative to say about his administration, the quagmire in Iraq would be enough to bias me completely against it. They lied to create fear and compliance in our populace. The argument about "WMD" was just a rationalization for an aggressive war of choice. I have heard many arguments about why we invaded but the only one that makes any sense to me is "because we felt like it." If history has taught us anything about war, it should be that it is a last resort because once it starts, everything changes.


Then there is the record of torture, secrecy, anti-environmental policies, etc. As I already said, the list of bad things about these guys is manifold and I don't think I really need to make any arguments about why I am rationally justified in my anti-Bushism. To me the justification is self evident.


I will concede that my ad hominem attacks on the current batch of Republican candidates comes across as crass and unnecessary. And it is unnecessary. And it is crass. But, again, I don't really need to have an internal Socratic dialog in order to justify to myself why I don't like any of them. And I don't like any of them. Not even a little bit. There are certain issues that I cannot compromise my views about. One of them is the matter of abortion. I believe that women should have access to abortions. I don't like abortion but whether or not I like it, it is important for people to decide if and when they will be pregnant. That is how I believe and I don't think I can be dissuaded of this belief which I have come to rationally. When it comes down to it, people are going to get pregnant who do not want to have children and a percentage of those people will wish to end the pregnancy whether or not abortion is legal. They always have and they always will. It just makes sense that people should have the ability to have an abortion without unduly risking their lives. I wish this weren't such a divisive issue but it is and I have my position. This certainly isn't the most important thing to me but it sure is to a lot of people out there. And since I believe in legal abortion, that makes only one of the Republicans out there even remotely acceptable and that's Rudy Giuliani. And there is no way I would support that guy.


I feel compelled to say that abortion is not the reason why I can't really give thought to any Republican candidates but that it serves as a useful example of why I cannot give them more than a cursory appraisal as to their worthiness of my vote.


I am having trouble with the Democratic candidates though. I believe that the top three, Clinton, Edwards, and Obama (listed alphabetically) would each be a better president than the current one. But no matter who it would wind up being he/she is going to inherit a bunch of problems, especially Iraq. There are no good choices there. If we leave, blood bath. If we stay, lots of blood. Anything in between, still lots of blood. And where we are now is why we should have never gone in in the first place. This is exactly why we shouldn't have wars of choice. Or if we do, do it in a jerky international muscle flexing kind of way like in Granada, Panama, and Kosovo. At least in those situations we didn't tear the entire fabrics of those places apart. Anyway, that is beside the point. Back to the Democrats...


Clinton. I have a visceral negative reaction to Hillary Clinton. I see her pretty much as most of her political adversaries see her, calculating, insincere, concerned more with winning than in having beliefs. Those are all high negatives but her policies are closer to mine than are any of the Republican candidates. I will vote for her if she is the candidate but like a lot of liberals I will be holding my nose. On the other hand, I am excited to see a woman with a real chance to win.


Edwards. Yeah, he seems slick. Yeah, he gets $400 hair cuts. Yeah, he is super rich. But his rhetoric lines up closer to where I am than any of the other candidates. I wouldn't mind the lack of a southern accent in our next president, but if there has to be, I hope it is from this man. Also, he had a sweet mustache. He won't be the nominee. That's too bad.


Obama. The main negatives on this guy seem to be that he is untested and lacks experience. I am tempted to go along with this line but the other two front runners don't really have a whole lot more "experience." I tend not to really see experience as being that important. Then again, Bush didn't have much experience either and look where that got us. Hmm...must think about this. I am inspired by his speeches. Good speech giving has gone by the wayside in the last fifty years and it is exciting to hear passion. As with Clinton, I am excited to see an African-American with a real chance to win.


And I guess that just about does it. I don't see politics as personal and I certainly regret coming across as if I am attacking anyone that I care about. But the reality is that some of these things make serious impacts on peoples' lives. This war is the biggest mistake in my lifetime. I can't treat it as if it is a difference of opinion on tax policy or school vouchers. It is serious and thousands of people are paying the price. It is a tragedy that our country could have and should have prevented.


P.S. My birthday is coming up in a few more days. OMG!!! I'll B 28 LOL!!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Now a Good Thing

In the past couple of years a new type of plastic wrapping has become prevalent in the frozen pizza market. It is two pieces of plastic that have a pull apart tab. It is pure genius and I love not having to use a knife or scissors or fumble with it and mess up all the toppings.


P.S. I am lazy.


Update!


I was considering not going to my class today. Just checked my email and class is canceled. What a great day!

I'm Annoyed Today

I guess I'm just annoyed today. So I decided to take out a little hate.




Look at this fucking asshole. What a dick. I can't wait for him to get out of office. He is the worst president of all time. Even worse than Reagan! And Reagan had Alzheimer' disease when he was in office. And he didn't win the Cold War even though millions of misguided people believe he did. It isn't like he punched Josef Stalin and Karl Marx in their faces or anything. It also isn't like he fought in WWII or anything. And anyway, he wasn't even in office when the Soviet Union fell.


Anyway, back to the current asshole. He is trying to pass himself off these days as Harry Truman because of the unpopular war. Excuse me, Mr. President, but that's a stretch. I don't have to say why because anyone who still likes this guy won't listen anyway. People say that Bush haters are wrong because of their hatred. Sorry, but I wasn't born hating him. In fact, a mere eight years ago I barely even knew who he was. But now I hate him. I guess it must be because I'm an irrational hater. Or maybe he's a fucking asshole. I think it is the second. And thanks all you people who voted for him in 2000. And thank you even more all you people who voted for him in 2004.


Let's get out a little more anger...


All the Republican candidates are horrible.


  • Rudy Giuliani: Fascist Asshole
  • John McCain: "Straight Talking" Asshole
  • Mike Huckabee: Theocratic Asshole
  • Fred Thompson: Old Asshole
  • Mitt Romney: Robotic Asshole (ewww)
  • I'm sure there are some other ones and I bet they are all ASSSSSSHOOOOLLLESSSSSSS!

Check this craziness from Huckabee:


At a Michigan campaign event last night, Mike Huckabee gave an interesting reason for why he wants to amend the Constitution to ban both abortion and gay marriage: Otherwise, the Constitution would be in conflict with God.


Huckabee first observed that some of his opponents don't want to amend the Constitution on both of these topics. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God," Huckabee said. "And that's what we need to do, is to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards."

Are these people serious? What the hell is wrong with this country that people think they can get elected saying bullshit like this? Oh right. Because it works.







Did I say "thanks" to you people who voted for him? Because if I didn't, thanks guys.

Tickets!

Only losers complain about what dick faces parking enforcement officers are.


That said, some people who work as parking enforcement officers are dick faces. My mom and I went to her credit union to open me an account and as we left a meter maid who was giving someone else a ticket stopped us, got all punitive and then gave us a ticket because and only because she had the power. Sure, the meter was expired and she had the right to ticket, but she did it purely because she had the power and wanted to exercise it. My mom got mad (so did I) and the lady had the gall to say that she deals with people a lot and she could tell that we were looking down on her. Talk about projection. Jesus, she was being a douche. That's it.


Like I said, she had the right to ticket, but she had a dick face attitude.


And only losers complain about parking enforcement.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

My Candidate, Magnum P.I.

John and Elizabeth Edwards. Go John! Maybe you should re-grow the mustache.


Friday, January 04, 2008

FYI

My armpits smell like beef stew. Yum.

So I Was Wrong

Turns out I'm not quite the prognosticator that I thought. Well, honestly, I never thought I was a prognosticator, but I did make some predictions about the Iowa caucuses. I predicted Edwards, Clinton, Obama for the dems. Turns out it was Obama, Clinton, Edwards. And Obama killed. That's ok by me because I live in Oregon...one of the last primary states.

And when it comes to the republicans...well, I don't really give a shit. But Huckabee won. He has zero chance. And if he winds up their nominee, doesn't matter. It could be Jeebus and the Republicans would still lose. I guarantee it.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

The Great Fezmono Predicts!

The Iowa caucuses are about to start. My predictions for winners are:


Democrats:
1) Edwards
2) Clinton
3) Obama


Republicans:
1) Romney
2) Huckabee
3) McCain


So there you have it. Probably way wrong.

Dude, Enough Already!

This real ad from Giuliani should be funny but it is terrifying. And I'm not afraid of those "Islamofascists" but rather the American fascists who made this and to whom it appeals. Enjoy:


A List of Things

Here are some things that I want for the new year (2008, just in case you aren't sure):


Regularly write in my blog.


Read more.


Finally get a job in architecture.


Dress better.


Finally get my DVR/computer thing working properly.


Along those lines, finally get my own internet access and a little cable tv.


Do some dating.


Take more photos.


Maybe start video recording more things.


Get the Smit family tree done.


Plan a trip to Europe for 2008 or 2009.





Here are some things that are definitely happening in the new year:


Turn 28.


Graduate from school.



As for the moment, the weather sucks. Raining and cold. I don't have any money. Not a lot to do. But I am going to go to the gym today so that's a good thing.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2008

Happy New Year!

I decided to stay home tonight and it is just like any other night. Kind of nice.