I can finally admit it to myself, I'm chunky and out of shape. But! Things are about to change! Luckily I'm not too far out of shape that I can't get back there pretty soon. I'm going to be in my friend's wedding this summer so if I get in shape by then I'll be able seduce some of the bridesmaids. Then, when I go to Hawaii this Thanksgiving time, I'll be all ripped and sexy.
Well, at least within the limits of my facial attractiveness. Not too much I can do with that nightmare!
At the risk of being a hypocrite, I need to say that I hate people who go on self-described "rants." I have the tv on and I flipped the channel to comedy central and the end of the painful "Mind of Mencia" was on. And they were promoting this stupid website feature where stupid assholes can post their own video rants and be edgy, just like Carlos Mencia, who is crazy like Budweiser is the king of beers...because he says so.
And that's my opinion on rants. Basically about people who talk about how edgy they are, like that Mencia guy, that Dennis Miller guy, that Dane Cook guy, and so on.
After nearly three years in Eugene, Oregon, I am back in my hometown, Portland. I hate the city of Eugene, but I have many fond memories from school and the friends I made there. I am spending the next six weeks at my mom's house where my sister is also staying while the homeowners are in Toronto, Ontario. This summer I will spend doing yard work, odd jobs, and painting my grandma's house. I can't wait to be away from school. I have been in school for every term for the past three years. I can't imagine not having to worry about that. And hopefully, I will miss school by the end of the summer.
A good plan...
Right?
